YES! A random entry. :3

I'm VERY BORED. D:

So I shall recite a dream I gad.. i"v told this to some.. but not all.

It started out as 2 lonesome parents....
CAR! EEEEEEE! they said as they were about to crash. A pregnant woman and a soon to be father. They spun around and soon enough with enough force the baby arrived, rate inside the car.

Just then an elephant came with small green men on it. And offered to carry them to the hospital which was literally 2 meters away.
And they replied with a huge grin on their face,
"YES, it'll take so long to get there! We need something faster!"

And at that the little green men teleported the elephant and the mom and dad along with the baby who's head was damaged because he hit the ground as he came out out of his mom's ... but... O_O

...

That child was never the same again.

19 years later:

"I SHUN YOU! LITTLE CHILD!" He yells at an 8 year old for trying to sell him cookies. Now this child grew up to believe he was a demon from the under world sent up from the underworld to steal souls and feed on them while he's sleeping, and thus making him believe if he gets enough.. he can return to the underworld.

DAmn f*cked up parents killing the brain of a perfect child... what is this world?

This story...has no point. D:

PINEAPPLES! 8D