I WAS TOLD ONE DAY NOT TO BITE PEOPLE. No, not for the fact thats it's cannibalism.. or for the fact that it hurts.. but for the fact that it could cause cancer... >>>

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THATS SOUNDS LIKE A LIE! @_@

YES! A random entry. :3

I'm VERY BORED. D:

So I shall recite a dream I gad.. i"v told this to some.. but not all.

It started out as 2 lonesome parents....
CAR! EEEEEEE! they said as they were about to crash. A pregnant woman and a soon to be father. They spun around and soon enough with enough force the baby arrived, rate inside the car.

Just then an elephant came with small green men on it. And offered to carry them to the hospital which was literally 2 meters away.
And they replied with a huge grin on their face,
"YES, it'll take so long to get there! We need something faster!"

And at that the little green men teleported the elephant and the mom and dad along with the baby who's head was damaged because he hit the ground as he came out out of his mom's ... but... O_O

...

That child was never the same again.

19 years later:

"I SHUN YOU! LITTLE CHILD!" He yells at an 8 year old for trying to sell him cookies. Now this child grew up to believe he was a demon from the under world sent up from the underworld to steal souls and feed on them while he's sleeping, and thus making him believe if he gets enough.. he can return to the underworld.

DAmn f*cked up parents killing the brain of a perfect child... what is this world?

This story...has no point. D:

PINEAPPLES! 8D

TAGGED BY

I TAG;
AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS.

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:


[x] You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] YES I MOST CERTAINLY CAN! 8D

[x] You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain PINKY AND THE BRAIN?! GAHH! I LOVES THEM MOUSIES! 8D

[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! Yes... all the time with me.. *shudders*

[ ] You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

[ ] You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." ..... huh? O_o

[x] You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. YUP.. my tv was like that every day with that stuff on. D:

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons. YES! ANd I still do it! 8D (cartoon network, ytv)

[] You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

[x] You remember the books "Goosebumps." I almost have them all! DAMN NERDS STELING ALL MY BOOKS OFF THE LIBRARY SHELF! .. No I am not a nerd! D:

[ ] You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. Nooo... my dog ate them all. D:

[x] You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence NOT is my middle name! 8D

[x] when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. I loved those games! 8D ALthough my imaginary friend at the time hated them... (he had no hands) D:

[x] You remember freeze tag, cartoon tag, normal tag, etc. I STILL PLAY EM! 8D

[ ] when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

[x] when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. YESSSSS>... I HATED sitting still and the dumb people looked for hours while we were hiding in trees.

[ ] when we used to obey our parents. It was the only way I coulda got stuff from em.. but I always ended up not getting it.. so then I'd wreck up the house....

[x] You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. YESSSS! (not saying which song)

[x] "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. D:

[ ] Captain Planet. ... who?

[x] You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. I LOVED THEM

[x] You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. YES!!!

[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. Yess.... but there was NOTHING EVER FUNNY! @_@

[x] You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" My first victom... my brother. 8D

[X] You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Arthur, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. I LOVED THE MYSTERY DOG! WIsh bone was awsome, I have books 1-5. :3

[x] You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. I have one still. 8D

[x] You remember those Where's Waldo books.

[x] You remember eating Warheads.

[x] You loved Bill Nye The Science Guy! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUYYY- BILL-BILL-BILL-BILL- BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! 8D

[x] You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. Dunnununununununun- BADMAN!

[x] You remember Ring Pops. not the crappy versions they have now though! ROFL

[ ] You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. Ewww....

[ ] If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" noo it was something else at the time. C:

[X] When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. YES! I LOVED THE LITTLE BLUE CARDBOARD DOT THAT SOMETIMES CAME WITH THEM.. I named ever one! 8D

[x] You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. my cd player asploaded. D,:

[ ] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

[ ] You played and/or collected "Pogs" ???....

[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. TAMAGOTCHI!!! O_^

[X] . . . Furbies. I KILLED MINE! I STUCK IT IN A MICROWAVE!... along with a lot of other things. :3

[x] You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. Mine was what the cool kids had. 8D

[ ] And Windows 95 was the best. D: noooo

[x] You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. POWER RANGERS! THE RED DUDE WAS MY FAVORITE! O_O

[x] Michael Jordan was a king. ..

[x] YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! LOL!!! NOT FORGET STICKS AND SMALL ROCKS! @_<

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. Ehhh rainbow junk scares meeee. D:

[x] You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. Elmooo... *cries* HE WAS A FREAK!

[x] You collected those Beanie Babies. I STILL HAVE EMMM!!!!!

[x] Carebears... I had a a yellow sunshine bear costume.... when I was 5.... it itched... D:

[ ] Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

[x] Lambchop's song never ended. EHHHH!! I THAT THAT STUPID SHEEP FACE! I had stuffed animal of it too. :C

[ ] The old dollar bills.

[x] Silver half-dollars, which were cool to have.

[ ] You remember a time before the WB.

[ ] You collected all the Troll dolls I saw them... everywhere! D:

[x] If you even know what an original walkman is. Used to have one!

[x] You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. YESS.. untill they canceled it. D8

[x] You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Yess...

[x] You know the Macarena by heart. I STILL HAVE THE CD WITH ALL THE VERSIONS OF IT! 8D

[ ] "Talk to the hand" . . .

[x] You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" yup.

[ ] You know the significance of the number 23.

[x] You went to McDonald's to play in the play place. I STILL DO! Only.. I got stuck in the slid once or twice.... cause I stride to go down sideways. D:

[x] You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

[ ] You remember the Y2K scare when your parents stocked up on jerky and canned foods . What?! no!

I"m getting a customized orange hoodie reperesenting my fursona..

It'll have the ears and small horns on the hood, and I"m going to get fluffy paw gloves to go with it. :3

:. I'm going to wear it the first day of school.

ears: the size of a hand with the fingers together.
horns: the size of a thumb


Yup, an awsome sweater. And if it looks good I"ll start making alot of them, including, wolves, bears, dragons, and such like that. :3

IMMA BACK!
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LIKES:

KILLING FURBIES, burnning furbies, making them aspload, PUTTING THINGS IN MICROWAVES, ICE CAPPUCCINO,anime, COOKIES, blood, horror movies, anime movies, kisshu, costumes, role playing, fire, burning things, playing with fire, KILLING BARBIES, playing golf with barbies body and using IT'S head as a ball, burning the hair of barbies, BURNING THE BARBIE, eating cookies, ice tea, caffeine, cold stuff, COFFEE, evil things, ice, black, orange, red, green



HATES:

Repeats, sitting still, hot stuff, milk, mushy movies, movies that don't have fantasy in it, CLOWNS, bugs, DOLLS, BARBIES (I hate them so I torcher them), non gore, anime haters, THINGS THAT COULD MELT ICE, monkeys, pink items, white items, love, BABIES, grouchy crap, CRAP, smelly stuff, micky mouse. ;_;